Ray痴 Dolphin Boy interlude in "Call of the Wild" made me laugh even harder because it reminded me of this insane song by Corky and the Juice Pigs. But you have to see them live for the full effect, so I知 giving you some idea of their presentation as they performed it.

 

"Dolphin Boy" (from the album, Pants)
by Corky and the Juice Pigs


[guitarist] The song we壇 like to play for you is a love song, a song for all the lovers out there. Lovers of peace and lovers of whales and lovers of pieces of whales. [winks] This is pour vous.

He lived by the sea
The dolphin boy
And he loved the dolphins that swam so free [swimming motions]
The dolphin boy
He was at one with the ocean [sea movements]
The dolphins he loved with devotion
And he could not hide his emotion [covers his eyes in horror]
The dolphin boy
Ahhhhhhh!

So he abandoned the land up above
Whoooooooa...
The dolphin boy
So he could be with the mammals he loved [makes petting gestures]
Whoooooooa...
The dolphin boy
He was fulfilled in the heart and mind
He was at one with all dolphinkind!
And he knew God痴 greater design [prophet proclaiming gesture]
The dolphin boy
Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Then he was hit by a boat [the other two members look confused]
The dolphin boy [the other two members look fearful]
He was torn wide open from groin to throat [obvious gesture with a ta-da gesture at end]
The dolphin boy
He said to the dolphins, "Please help me."
The dolphins said simply, "Eee! Eee! Eee!"
And they nibbled the pieces as they drifted free
Goodbye to dolphin boy
So long to dolphin boy
Eee! Eee! Eee!


And, as an added bonus, this little ditty:

"Only Gay Eskimo"
by Corky and the Juice Pigs
[supposedly written during their tour of the Yukon <g> Riiiiiight....]


I知 the only gay Eskimo
I知 the only one I know
I知 the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend, Tarka
But all I want is to get into his parka
I知 the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

Well, me and Nukflukchukbuk, we both like blubber
But me, I致e got this crazy fetish for rubber
I知 the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

I make a wish on the Northern Lights
That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
I知 the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

And the seals, they sing now:
Erk, erk, erk, erk. erk, erk, erk, erk, erk...

These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the North Pole
See the North Pole

I知 the only gay Eskimo (the only gay Eskimo)
I知 the only one I know (I知 the only one I know)
I知 the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

Now like the Proclaimers would sing it:
I知 the only gay Eskimo (the only, the only)
I知 the only one I know (the only, the only)
I知 the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe

Like Bob Dylan:
I知 the only gay-eee Eskimo
I知 the onl-eee one Iiiiiiiiiii know
I知 the only gay-eeeeeeeee Eskimo

Like Ric Ocasek from the Cars:
I知 the only gay Eskimo, uh-oh uh-oh
I知 the only one I know
I知 the only gay Eskimo
And she used to be mine, I, I, I, I

Like Oasis:
[sung snottily] I知 the only gay Eskimo [the guitarist start a shoving match]

Like Van Morrison [as one crosses himself]:
[very nasal] I知 the only gay Eskimo
I致e seen it coming out of the street [mumbles incomprehensibly] Hey!
And Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well
And the crack was good

I知 the only gay Eskimo (I知 the only gay Eskimo)
I知 the only one I know (I知 the only one I know)
I知 the only gay Eskimo
In my tribe